Trump No Longer Into Authoritarian Goals But Aims For Bad ‘Daddy’ Vibes
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The Onion Is Changing Its Terms Of Service On Our Site, But Regardless, Our Two-Bit Lawyer Will Kick Your Fancy Harvard Lawyer Into The Better Place
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Iran Rebrands As ‘Party Central’
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RFK, Jr, Says Kids Can’t Have Vaccines But ‘Should Have Free Access To Opioids And Molly’
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Bezos Sad That His Super-Yacht Is Smaller Than A Super Tanker And Has ‘Too Small Of Carbon Footprint’
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Breaking: ICE Considers Changing Name To ‘Satan’s Minions’
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Hegseth Busts Myth That He Has Intelligence: ‘I am Just Stupid — Don’t Be Fooled By My Generals Or Trump’
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Trump Reveals Plan to Use Pete Hegseth And Marco Rubio As Human Shields If Iran Attacks The United States
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New Venture By Trump: Double Sided Dildo — Tagline Says, ‘It Fucks You Both Ways’
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In 110 Degree Heat Trump Declares ‘Global Warming Does Not Pose A Threat Thanks To Me! I Bombed The Sun. Also, I Have Put 500% Tariffs On Solar Panels’
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Republican Congressmen Confused Why They Their Spines Feel Like Jelly, Knees Hurt, And Have Shoeshine On Lips
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Pastor For Trump Tried And Failed To Absolve President Of All Idiocy
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Pete Hegseth Looks Forward To Growing Longer Sideburns So He Looks Like Actors In ‘Easy Rider’
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Republican Congress Member Excited To Pass Bills That Screw Over Entire Country
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Congress Member Excited To Go To Work And Accomplish Nothing
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Hegseth Partied Hard When Iran Bombing Happened And Isn’t Sure He Remembers Any Of It
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Trump Confused Why Iran’s Supreme Leader Hasn’t Accepted Friend Request
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Hegseth Accidentally Gives Green Light To Attack Iran Two Weeks Early— Trump Scrambles a Bumbling Reason
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White House Unveils ‘Trump AI’ — Admits ‘It’s Only Capable Of Lying And Hallucinations Because It’s Been Trained On Trump Speeches’
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Homie Excited About Muffler Sound That Annoys Everyone And Makes Car Lose Value
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Breaking: Jesus Says To Conservatives ‘I don’t Give a Shit How ‘Christian’ You Are If Also Be Hating On Brown People (like myself)’
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Local Conservative Celebrates Multitasking Skills: Slut-Shaming Blonde Pop Stars, While Also Masturbating To Blondes On Only Fans
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Trump Weighs Legalizing Slavery While Banging Press Secretary And Hegseth
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Trump Considers Bombing All Of MidEast So He Can Have Space To Build More Hotels
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Visitors At Local Farm Constantly Mistake Old And Ugly Donkey For President Trump
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